Wouldn't It Be Nice?

Wouldn't it be nice if...

...I could be a morning person and get out of bed when my alarm rings the first time?
...I didn't have to settle for a couple of spoonfuls of mint chocolate chip icecream instead of a great big bowl of it so I won't get sick?
...my fifth hour class could be as quiet as my other classes?
...there were no slugs waiting to latch on to my cucumber plants? eeeww!
...leaves turning color weren't a sign of winter coming?
...Seattle were closer to Bagley and I could see my sister more?
...wearing heels all day didn't make my feet hurt?
...there was a political party that meshed all of my beliefs/values so I could vote without compromise?
...people at the RNC were banned from wearing ridiculous hats? It's a convention not a circus.
...Campbell Brown (CNN) brought more than one pair of shoes to the Democratic and Republican National Conventions, so I wouldn't have to wonder why a woman in her position keeps wearing the same pair of open-toed black pumps?!